Roswell 1947 page 32

Roswell 1947 page thirty-two

Floyd: I’ll tell you why. I know for a fact that a flying saucer has crashed near Roswell.

Rick:  What proof do you have Floyd?

Floyd:  Here, look at my sleeve.

Dwight:  It looks like you blew your nose on it Floyd.

Floyd:  No not that! Look at the picture I drew.

Rick:  What is it Floyd?

Floyd:  It's a picture of a creature from outer space.

Dwight: Floyd, you probably copied this picture out of a comic book.

Floyd:  Okay here's my story. This afternoon I was at Dusty's Tavern having a few beers. While I was there I spotted my old girlfriend Jane sitting with Dennis the mortician. I hid behind a potted plant and got close enough to hear what they were saying to each other. Jane is a nurse at the Roswell hospital. She was telling Dennis that she was in the room when surgeons were performing an autopsy on a dead alien. The mortician asked her to draw a picture of the creature that she saw. While I was hiding behind the potted plant I copied the picture on my shirt sleeve. Right after I had to sneeze. That's why you see the green splotch on the picture.

Rick:  You weren’t kidding Floyd. This is an amazing story.

Dwight:  What do you remember about Jane and Dennis’s  conversation?

Floyd:  I remember nurse Jane saying that there were some surgeons working on the alien and a photographer was in the room taking pictures. She also said that there was a camera man shooting film with a 16 mm Bell and Howell camera. Jane said she had to leave the room because she was feeling sick to her stomach. She said that the smell in the in the operating room was absolutely awful.

Dwight:  As bad as the smell in the washroom at Moe's garage?

Floyd:  That's exactly what she compared the smell to.

Rick:  Whoa that is bad. The last time I was in the washroom at Moe’s garage I felt like I was going to puke too.

Narrator: The phone starts ringing in the control room. Dwight picks up the phone.