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Andy Griffith:  I've heard about all I want to hear from Floyd the barber this evening and I'm sure all your listeners would agree with me. I demand that you get that idiot off your show this minute!
Rick: Listeners we've got Andy Griffith on the line.
Dwight: Yeah, and there appears to be some friction between these two stars of The Andy Griffith Show.
Andy: You can't believe a word Floyd says. He's been drinking at Dusty's Tavern all afternoon and he's drunk as a skunk.
Rick:  Our apologies listeners but this is starting to sound like The Jerry Springer Show.
Dwight: Andy, how do you know that Floyd was drinking at Dusty's all afternoon.
Andy:  Because I was there this afternoon. I came into the saloon wearing a gorilla mask. I've had Floyd under surveillance for about a week now. The producer has been noticing that Floyd is showing up on the set with liquor on his breath. He told me to work undercover to get the goods on Floyd.
Floyd: You're a traitor Andy!
Andy: Yeah, and what about you coming on this show and slandering my good character. Now all the listeners are going to think I'm an alcoholic washed up actor who can't remember his lines.
Rick: Whoo! This is turning into one nasty feud.
Andy: Listen up Rick. I demand that you and Dwight get Floyd out of your control room this second. I'll be listening to the rest of your show at home. If I hear Floyd's voice on the air once more this evening I'll be coming down to the station to take it out of your hides.
Floyd:  You've been watching too many Clint Eastwood movies Andy. You haven't pumped any iron since you played football at Mayberry High.
Dwight: Floyd you said at the beginning of our show that you had something interesting to tell our viewers.
Floyd: That's right Dwight, I do and I think your listeners have heard about all they want to hear from that drunken has been actor, Andy Griffith. You guys have just scooped the best news story of the century. This is better than anything you've ever read in The National Inquirer.
Rick: Wow! This has got to be good! Don't keep our listeners in suspense Floyd.