July 2, 2011 Oening Monologue

It's a beautiful warm sunny day in Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada. I just want my American readers to know that we have snow on the ground for about six months of the year where I live. We also get a lot of rain during the spring and summer months. So when the weather's good and you don't have to work it's time to get outside. I'll probably take my two dogs Sweetie and Snuggles out for a run At Kilcona dog park. I took our dogs out to the dog park on Canada Day and they both had a ball. I'll also hopefully cut my grass aka weeds with my trusty push mower. This will mean cutting down the weeds with my manual clippers. A rocket launcher would probably be more effective in getting rid of my weeds. If there is still any jam in my aging, overweight body I will go for a ride on my mountain bike. It would be nice after getting all this exercise to wake up tomorrow with a slimmed down, ripped body ready to take on the world. Unfortunately, this is not likely to happen