Roswell 1947 Play pages 37 and 38
Narrator: We are not at Roswell Hospital
Dr. Zorba: What is the meaning of this? You can’t be in here. I’m examining a patient. Who are you?
General Kane: I am General Kane and I am now your commander in chief.
Dr. Zorba: I am not under your command. I am the chief of surgery at this hospital.
General Kane: That doesn’t mean a hill of beans to me doc.
Dr. Zorba: What do you want from me?
General Kane: I want the creature. I’m taking him to the Air Force base. We are flying in a couple of world renowned scientists to examine it.
Dr. Zorba: You are not going to have my patient until I have given him my medical clearance.
Narrator: Nurse Carrie hears a voice in her head. It is the creature trying to communicate telepathically with her.
Nurse Carrie: The creature is trying to tell us something. He communicates telepathically.
Dr. Zorba: What is he saying?
Nurse Carrie: He says that he is from a distant solar system and that he and his crew were doing some exploration in our solar system. The creature is now telling me that he is going to send a message to you, doctor.
The Alien: (speaking telepathically) Hello doctor. My name is Zor. Thank you for trying to help me. I am the commander of my space craft, at least what’s left of it. Our spacecraft had a head on collision with another spacecraft that we couldn’t identify. Three of my men died in the crash. I am the only survivor. We only came to your planet to do research. We mean your planet no harm. But this man, in the room with you, he scares me.
General Kane: What’s wrong doctor? You look like you’re in a daze. Snap out of it and hand over this creature to me.
Dr. Zorba: This creature is a being from outside our solar system. He is in immediate need of medical attention. If you want the creature you’ll have to take him by force.
General Kane: It’s on!
Narrator: As General Kane moves towards the alien Dr. Zorba steps in front of Kane, picks him up and executes a perfect pile driver into the floor.
Private Enns: You can’t do that! The pile driver has been barred in three wrestling territories.
Dr. Zorba: In extreme circumstances one must resort to extreme measures.
Private Enns: You think you’re pretty tough don’t you doc? Let’s see how you do against a third degree black belt.
Narrator: As all this chaos is breaking out Nurse Carrie returns holding a bedpan in her hands. When she sees Private Enns position himself in the karate kick stance she throws the contents of the bedpan into the face of Private Enns. General Kane groggily returns to his feet.
General Kane: You’re a dead man, Zorba!
Narrator: Nurse Carrie runs down the hall to get help. When she gets part way down the hall she runs into Tim, the security guard. On each side of Tim are the two escaped convicts, Harry O’Finsky and Steve Wyler.
Nurse Carrie: Thank goodness you’re here Tim. All hell is breaking loose in the operating room. Come quickly!
Narrator: As Tim, Harry and Steve arrive at the entrance to the operating room they can’t believe their eyes. Dr. Zorba has General Kane in a camel clutch. Private Enns is in the washroom vomiting and trying to wash the feces and urine off his face and hair.
Steve: Holy crow Mauler (Harry O’Finsky)! The doctor is executing a perfect camel clutch on the general.
Narrator: By this time General Kane is howling in pain.
Masked Mauler (Harry O’Finsky): Come on general, tap out! If Dr. Zorba keeps applying that kind of pressure you will end up crippled.
General Kane: I’m a five star general! I can take the pain. I’ll never tap out!
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