Roswell 1947 page 34

Roswell 1947                    page thirty-four

Narrator:  The phone in the radio station starts ringing once again. Dwight takes a call from Dennis the mortician.

Dwight: Listeners, we now have Dennis the mortician on the line. Have you got any interesting comments or questions for us Dennis?

Dennis:  You bet I do. First of all get that yahoo, Floyd the Barber off your show. The guy’s a drunk, an idiot and a D-rate actor.

Floyd the Barber:  So you’re the guy who’s been putting the moves on my girlfriend, Nurse Jane.

Dennis:  First of all Floyd she’s your ex girlfriend. She told me she has no interest in you whatsoever. Further more you need to stop stalking her.

Floyd:  What do you mean, stalking her?

Dennis:  Well, how about hiding behind a fake palm tree and eavesdropping on our conversation at Dusty’s Tavern?

Floyd:  That’s not stalking. I was just trying to find out if she was really dating a bozo like you.

Rick:  Listeners, once again we’re advising you to send your children out to the barn to do some chores.

Dwight: That’s right. Our show is supposed to be family friendly but thanks to our guests and callers tonight it’s more like a third rate Jerry Springer Show.

Narrator:  The phone rings again in the control room. This time Jerry Springer is on the line.

Jerry Springer:  So what’s wrong with the Jerry Springer Show? If you guys had one percent of the audience my show has you wouldn’t have to live in a trailer park.

Rick:  How did you know that Dwight and I live in a trailer park?

Jerry Springer:  Because some of my guests are your neighbors.