Roswell 1947 play page 33

Roswell 1947                     page thirty-three

Dwight:  Listeners, we have Moe Phillips the owner of Moe’s garage on the phone.

Moe:  What’s this I hear about a smelly washroom at my garage?

Floyd:  Have you ever been in there recently Moe? The odor is disgusting.

Moe:  You want to know what’s really disgusting Floyd?

Floyd:  What?

Moe:  Your acting. You have the gall to come on this show and insult a great actor like Andy Griffith when you can’t act worth a hill of beans.

Rick:  Come on boys. This is starting to get personal.

Dwight:  That’s right Rick. I think we should ask the listeners to get their children to stay out of the room while this segment of the show is running.

Rick:  Dwight’s right listeners. The content of tonight’s show is getting pretty heavy. It might be a good time to send your kids out to the barn to do a few chores.

Dwight: In fact listeners we have to cut to a commercial from tonight’s sponsor, Moe’s Garage, where your car gets fixed right at a fair price.

Moe:  How dare you run my commercial now? You’ve just finished slandering the reputation of Moe’s Garage.

Rick:  Well you’re paying for the commercial air time whether we run it or not Moe.

Moe:  Who do you think’s going to come to my garage after they heard about my washroom on the radio?

Dwight:  Everybody Moe. You’ve got the only service station near 100 miles of Roswell.

Moe: All right, Run the damn commercial then.